Pt 19: Suspense!

This showed up in my junk filters today, and made me LMAO. The attachment was an .exe file. Couldn't resist leaving the headers in, and yes my account is still active...

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From: service [at] cavtel.net To: mugsy [at] cavtel.net Subject: *DETECTED* Online User Violation
Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2005 11:44:24 -0400

Dear Cavtel Member,

We have temporarily suspended your email account mugsy [at] cavtel.net.

This might be due to either of the following reasons:

1. A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address).
2. Submiting invalid information during the initial sign up process.
3. An innability to accurately verify your selected option of subscription due to an internal error within our processors.
See the attached details to reactivate your Cavtel account.

Sincerely,The Cavtel Support Team

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They left out reason 4. We noticed that you're not actually one of our customers.