Gnomesane?

They said: "We want you back with Cavalier. That's why we're sending you this offer. Sign up today and get unlimited local calls and FREE nationwide long-distance calling to other Cavalier telephone customers for just $24.95 a month! *"

STOP the PRESSES!

Gentle readers are you sitting down?

Let the record show that as of 9:57pm on August 22, 2006, my cavtel.net address is no longer valid - repeat - no longer valid.

Sorry to have left you folks[1] hanging like that - there was an ending to this, or sort of an ending.

This showed up in my junk filters today, and made me LMAO. The attachment was an .exe file. Couldn't resist leaving the headers in, and yes my account is still active...

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Ah, patient reader, aren't you tired of this yet?