Gnomesane?

It's official, my phone number belongs to Verizon now, so my next bill from Cavtel is the only thing between me and moving on with my telecommunication life.

folks keep asking me ::
if anyone from the cave ever offered to have a tech come out before Mr. Zitz mentioned it....
and
was there any offer of a dialup account so that I could at least continue to have net access, which is one of the two communications services for which they bill me a month in advance..
and

better get a woman to do it, apparently:

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Subject: Your Cavalier Account
Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:06:36 -0400
From: "Cobb, Jill S."

Good Morning Ms. Lunsford,

Let's see.... where'd we leave it - my Cavtel bill was due Aug 12, but I'd asked for a revised bill showing the lack of DSL service from July 22 on, and I had requested that the non-working DSL service be shut off as of August 4th. I was promised that this would happen within 15-20(!!) business days and that there would be no late penalties imposed while I waited for my new, corrected bill.

[I had several rewrites to bring the tone back from caustic, apparently it paid off, since now all I have to do is wait to see if they can shut off DSL without killing my phone line.